as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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