Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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