But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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