I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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