we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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