Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
my nose is crying tears of wow.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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