i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I intend to get homeless drunk
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
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I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
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walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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