Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
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is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
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Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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