Whoa Z and x make the same sound
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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