it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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