That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
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she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
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I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
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Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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