lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I will die if light touches me.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
