yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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