I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
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ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
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I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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