...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
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I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
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I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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