The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
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And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
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When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Randomize