I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Dicks are not precious.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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