There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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