Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
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HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
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I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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