Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I intend to get homeless drunk
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Randomize
