legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
