i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
No subtext here. People are naked.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
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I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
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Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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