How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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