Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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