yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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