there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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