Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
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His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
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Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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