i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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