She said her name was "party"
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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