did you get engaged???
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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