Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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