1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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