the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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