Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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