drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
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stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
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I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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