True but thats because hes a fetus.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
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Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
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The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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