I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
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yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
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We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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