We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
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How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
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When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
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