So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
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I need you to use more vowels.
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It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
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So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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