We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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