Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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