im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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