he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
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Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
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Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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