there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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