There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
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