After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
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A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
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Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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