This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
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With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
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Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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