Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
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Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
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I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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