accomplished twins. life is a go
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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