Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
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The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
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If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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