I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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