Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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