So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
