I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
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He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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