Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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