Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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