Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
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I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
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Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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